You: hey mark, JB's asking if you wanna go to chuck e. cheese's with him
Mark: wtF no that's way too wild for me
You: well can we do sOMEthing
Mark: ooo I knowwwww
Mark: we can have some reaaaalll fun while they're gone jagi, just the twooo of us hehehee
You: oooo mark I didn't know you were so kinky
Mark: oh good yeah are u as excited as I am oh man
You: hEll yeah let's do this
Mark: ok go! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!!
You: um what
Mark: until now, I thought I was the only one that got turned on by Rock Paper Scissors
You: what are you saying mark
Mark: we were made for each other
You: ok you know what, no. We need to work on you. Your image
Mark: my image?? Um someone already worked on my image, it was GOD cuz have u seen my face
You: yea sure you're hot aF but you need more....
Mark: what is it...conditioner?
Mark: it's face cream isn't it
Mark: .....umm ok but where do I buy that
You: listen mark, look at all your members. Each of them steal the show, with their CHARISMA
Mark: if you're suggesting I turn into them then sorry I refuse to act like a dumbass
You: we can try different images, let's start with....bitchy. Ok GO
Mark: wait whAT I wasn't ready
You: just be a bitch mark
Mark: ok ok I can do this. Umm..hey jagi...nice purse, where's it from 2009?? HHAHAHAHA
Mark: wOw u can't even think of a comeback I left you speechless
You: yea, because that was the worst insult ever. Ok let's try a BAD boy image
Mark: oh hell yea I was made for this
You: ok GO
Mark: yo what up jagi
You: hey mark wh-
Mark: get out the way bitch *pushes you*
You: ok I said bad boy not asshole
Mark: shut the fuck up....what is this ugly piece of shit??
You: ummmm a hairbrush??
Mark: *throws it across the room* disgusting
You: do u even know what a bad boy is
Mark: do yOU?? Ugh I can't even hang out with you, where's your leather jacket ??
You: where's yOURS
You: ok we're done with the bad boy
Mark: thank god that was terrible
You: maybe being FUNNY is your thing mark
Mark: did u just discover that?? I'm hilarious
You: ok let's see, make me laugh
Mark: ok so the other day in an interview, the guy asks "who's the face of the the group?" and guess WHAT
Mark: JB RAISES HIS HAND HAHAHAHAAHAHA
You: wait why are u laughing
Mark: like he's actually prettIER than ME omg I was DYING
You: so funny ISNT your thing
Mark: ugggHH why can't u just accept me for who I am
You: well mark i-
Mark: I'm just the cute, super hot and sweet-natured guy ok
You: ....you're right. I'm sorry mark, Im sorry I tried changing you. I love u for who u are
Mark: jagi you're the best
You: I love u
Mark: now that we've truly learned to love each other....I guess I can tell you the truth
You: the truth about...??
Mark: why I don't hang out with the guys
Mark: they all rape me
Mark: I'm a victim
You: even yugi???
Mark: even yugi *tears up*
You: oooooo hahhhaa
Mark: why are u laughing
You: my turn
Anonymous said: Can you write a scenario where our little maknae, Yugyeom, asks his hyungs for advice on telling a girl that he likes her, but his hyungs tease him a bit or suggest really silly or embarrassing things he should do when telling the girl?
Oh my gosh, I love writing things about how I think the boys interact alone. These are fun to me. Am I the only one who thinks it’s cute when guys talk about their girlfriends and crushes, especially if you’re the topic? ;)
"Oooh, who’s that?" BamBam asked grabbing Yugyeom’s phone before running full speed to the other side of the room.
"BamBam, give it back!" Yugyeom shouted, jumping on the couch to jump to the arm chair, about a foot away from the Thailand native.
"Oh, Y/n" BamBam sang, "That’s a lovely name. Is it a girl?"
"Oooh." The older hyungs, Mark and Jackson, harmonized as the conversation had just gotten interesting.
"Ani…" Yugyeom lied at first out of shame, but when his eyes met six judgmental and knowing looks, he sighed, "…Ne~ Y/n and I have been texting for awhile now."
A light slap on the back of his head came from the leader who was sitting on the arm chair Yugyeom jumped on. ”Yah, you’ve been texting a girl and not told us. You know we have to know…for security reasons.”
"Oh yeah…" Jinyoung said, sitting on the other side of Mark, "security reasons.”
Yugyeom blushed, “I-I didn’t think anything of it, I just thought we would talk a little.”
BamBam, who was now sitting next to Youngjae continued to scroll through Yugyeom’s phone silently. If Youngjae didn’t exclaim loudly, no one would have noticed. The other boys ran around the phone, blocking Yugyeom from interfering but his height allowing him to see over the crowd.
"Y/n sent selcas?!" BamBam said with shock. "Omo, she’s so pretty. She’s really pretty. Oh my gosh…"
The boys swiped through her photos, making funny comments at the selcas Yugyeom sent back. With a defeated sigh, Yugyeom finally decided to make the best out of the situation.
"Well, I really like her now. How should I tell her?"
Without missing a beat Jackson yelled, “Send her naked picture.”
This caused a roar of laughter and Jaebum yelled out, “Do you want him to be in a scandal?”
"Pshh," Jackson said, pretending to pull down his baggy sweatpants, "That’s my style."
"Oh my god!" Mark said, his full smile shining as he laughed holding Jackson’s pants up to prevent him from showing the world his goodies.
"Don’t tame me, hyung!" Jackson yelled, trying to pull Mark’s hands away.
Rolling his eyes, Jinyoung tried to take the Yugyeom’s question seriously…sort of. ”You should just ask her to be your girlfriend and by a couple ring and text a picture to her.”
Jaebum shook his head, “Unless you want her to bring a wedding license to the first date, that’s a stupid idea.”
This caused another roar of laughter and more silly naked comments from Jackson and the hyungs. Finally, after having their fun, BamBam spoke up, tossing Yugyeom’s phone at him.
"She obviously likes you, just tell her." The other boys nodded for support. The crowded around Yugyeom who sat down in the center of the couch. He drafted the text several times with corrections from the older members. When it was satisfactory, they all took a deep breath.
"Alright…send." The seven boys held their breath at Yugyeom’s words and when it dinged a response a few minutes later,
I like you too…<3
,the whole room erupted into an applause.
gunslingsmiley said: A scenario for going to a concert with Yugyeom? ^u^
You held hands with Yugyeom as you walked through the crowd. This was your first time seeing a house concert and you were excited that Yugyeom brought you along. You knew this was the genre of music that he used to dance to and it felt like you were being introduced to another part of him.
The band started to play and the audience danced to the music. Yugyeom began to do his awesome popping motions next to you, earning some attention. He blushed and stopped and you urged him to continue. He took your hands and made you dance with him, causing you two to stand out more in the crowd. You moved your head from side to side, head banging to the music, really just having a good time.
After the concert, you both left sweaty and hungry for some food. On the way out, you ran into some people that knew Yugyeom. You weren’t sure who they were, at first assumed they were fans, but then realized it was the old dance group he had competed with.
"Who’s this?" One of the guys asked, gesturing at you with a smirk.
"This is my girlfriend, Y/n-ah." Yugyeom said proudly.
You bowed and they bowed back, looking you up and down as if to determine that you were worthy. You were guessing you passed because they invited you to a nearby restaurant to catch up. Apparently, this venue was one the group frequented often and the nearby restaurant was the usual hangout afterward.
Yugyeom bent down to whisper in your ear as you walked to the eatery.
"Are you okay with this? We can go home if you like."
"No, no." You insisted, "I like meeting your friends. Besides, I want to see you old hangouts."
With his friends slightly ahead, Yugyeom took the opportunity to peck you on the lips. You grinned at him before taking his hand and running to catch up so they didn’t notice you fell behind. You spent the rest of the night, learning from his old friends about Yugyeom back in the day while his arm remained draped around your shoulders.
Yugyeom: uhh so are you guys ready to film this commercial
JB: um hELL YEAH I was born ready
Yugyeom: haha really? I don’t know im feeling a little nervous guys ha
Mark: yugyeom u are such a pussy lol guys remember that time we pulled that GREAT hidden cam prank on yugi
Youngjae: omg hhHAHAHA yea we definitely do nOT talk about that enough
BamBam: we should talk about it for no reason more often
Jr: yo BamBam, nice skirt
BamBam: thanks, its actually just your bandana tied around my waist
Jr: oh cool, cuz my underwear today is actually just your shirt wrapped around my wee wee
BamBam: whOA how innovative, u are like the king of underwear fashion
Director: actually Jr. thats pretty fucking disgusting. Ok now listen up, here's the story: you guys are buying an all new brand of kimchi and-
Jackson: this ad is in English right
Director: um no-
Jackson: wht theHELL
Director: well I think Korean is the language we all speak best so-
Jackson: LOL excuse me but we are English experts, show him youngjae
Youngjae: Halo my naym ees youngjay
Jackson: that’s right, is it hard Youngjae?
Youngjae: eets naht hard
Director: ok we’re gonna start filming now…in KOREAN-
Jackson: fuck u man
Director: -and lets start with JB. This is the scene where you list the ingredients-
Mark: yeAH um I don’t really get why JB is the main focus of this ad?? Obviously im the hottest piece of ass here
Director: well, JB’s the leader and he’s also a visual so how bout all of u shut the fuck up and let me film this commercial. ok JB, ACTION!
JB: wOw this super unique brand of kimchi includes a mix of naturally grown cabbage, pepper, marijuana, and-
Director: CUT Um wtf man, no marijuana why would you say that
JB: oh oops sry guess I messed up ok lemme start again…. wOw this super unique brand of kimchi includes a mix of naturally grown cabbage, pepper, heroin -
Director: CUT! JB say the RIGHt ingredients
JB: wOw this super unique brand of kimchi includes a mix of naturally grown cabbage, pepper, meth –
Director: OH MY GOD CUT
JB: WHAT, WHTs WRONG, what is it? acid???
Director: wtFF there areNO drugs. NO drugs, this is just DRUGLESS kimchi
Mark: um wtF
Jr: excuse me manager why are we sponsoring this pussy ass food
Yugyeom: no drugs? who would even buy that??
Youngjae: I didn’t even know stuff like that existed
BamBam: we are oUT we do not support this crime against nature
Jackson: come on BamBam lets go snort coke off of each other’s bodies
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better