Just a little dash of sunshine=)

Got7 - When You Help Mark be Cooler

You: hey mark, JB's asking if you wanna go to chuck e. cheese's with him

Mark: wtF no that's way too wild for me

You: well can we do sOMEthing

Mark: ooo I knowwwww

You: what

Mark: we can have some reaaaalll fun while they're gone jagi, just the twooo of us hehehee

You: oooo mark I didn't know you were so kinky

Mark: oh good yeah are u as excited as I am oh man

You: hEll yeah let's do this

Mark: ok go! Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!!

You: um what

Mark: until now, I thought I was the only one that got turned on by Rock Paper Scissors

You: what are you saying mark

Mark: we were made for each other

You: ok you know what, no. We need to work on you. Your image

Mark: my image?? Um someone already worked on my image, it was GOD cuz have u seen my face

You: yea sure you're hot aF but you need more....

Mark: what is it...conditioner?

You: more....

Mark: it's face cream isn't it

You: ....charisma

Mark: .....umm ok but where do I buy that

You: listen mark, look at all your members. Each of them steal the show, with their CHARISMA

Mark: if you're suggesting I turn into them then sorry I refuse to act like a dumbass

You: we can try different images, let's start with....bitchy. Ok GO

Mark: wait whAT I wasn't ready

You: just be a bitch mark

Mark: ok ok I can do this. Umm..hey jagi...nice purse, where's it from 2009?? HHAHAHAHA

You: ummm

Mark: wOw u can't even think of a comeback I left you speechless

You: yea, because that was the worst insult ever. Ok let's try a BAD boy image

Mark: oh hell yea I was made for this

You: ok GO

Mark: yo what up jagi

You: hey mark wh-

Mark: get out the way bitch *pushes you*

You: ok I said bad boy not asshole

Mark: shut the fuck up....what is this ugly piece of shit??

You: ummmm a hairbrush??

Mark: *throws it across the room* disgusting

You: do u even know what a bad boy is

Mark: do yOU?? Ugh I can't even hang out with you, where's your leather jacket ??

You: where's yOURS

Mark: umm..uhh

You: ok we're done with the bad boy

Mark: thank god that was terrible

You: maybe being FUNNY is your thing mark

Mark: did u just discover that?? I'm hilarious

You: ok let's see, make me laugh

Mark: ok so the other day in an interview, the guy asks "who's the face of the the group?" and guess WHAT

You: uhhh

Mark: JB RAISES HIS HAND HAHAHAHAAHAHA

You: wait why are u laughing

Mark: like he's actually prettIER than ME omg I was DYING

You: so funny ISNT your thing

Mark: ugggHH why can't u just accept me for who I am

You: well mark i-

Mark: I'm just the cute, super hot and sweet-natured guy ok

You: ....you're right. I'm sorry mark, Im sorry I tried changing you. I love u for who u are

Mark: jagi you're the best

You: I love u

Mark: now that we've truly learned to love each other....I guess I can tell you the truth

You: the truth about...??

Mark: why I don't hang out with the guys

You: ummmm

Mark: they all rape me

You: wHAT

Mark: I'm a victim

You: even yugi???

Mark: even yugi *tears up*

You: oooooo hahhhaa

Mark: why are u laughing

You: my turn

Anonymous said: Can you write a scenario where our little maknae, Yugyeom, asks his hyungs for advice on telling a girl that he likes her, but his hyungs tease him a bit or suggest really silly or embarrassing things he should do when telling the girl?

textgot7:

Oh my gosh, I love writing things about how I think the boys interact alone.  These are fun to me.  Am I the only one who thinks it’s cute when guys talk about their girlfriends and crushes, especially if you’re the topic? ;)

"Oooh, who’s that?" BamBam asked grabbing Yugyeom’s phone before running full speed to the other side of the room.

"BamBam, give it back!" Yugyeom shouted, jumping on the couch to jump to the arm chair, about a foot away from the Thailand native.

"Oh, Y/n" BamBam sang, "That’s a lovely name.  Is it a girl?" 

"Oooh."  The older hyungs, Mark and Jackson, harmonized as the conversation had just gotten interesting.

"Ani…" Yugyeom lied at first out of shame, but when his eyes met six judgmental and knowing looks, he sighed, "…Ne~ Y/n and I have been texting for awhile now."

A light slap on the back of his head came from the leader who was sitting on the arm chair Yugyeom jumped on.  ”Yah, you’ve been texting a girl and not told us.  You know we have to know…for security reasons.”

"Oh yeah…" Jinyoung said, sitting on the other side of Mark, "security reasons.”

Yugyeom blushed, “I-I didn’t think anything of it, I just thought we would talk a little.”

BamBam, who was now sitting next to Youngjae continued to scroll through Yugyeom’s phone silently.  If Youngjae didn’t exclaim loudly, no one would have noticed.  The other boys ran around the phone, blocking Yugyeom from interfering but his height allowing him to see over the crowd.

"Y/n sent selcas?!"  BamBam said with shock. "Omo, she’s so pretty.  She’s really pretty.  Oh my gosh…"

The boys swiped through her photos, making funny comments at the selcas Yugyeom sent back.  With a defeated sigh, Yugyeom finally decided to make the best out of the situation.

"Well, I really like her now.  How should I tell her?"

Without missing a beat Jackson yelled, “Send her naked picture.”

This caused a roar of laughter and Jaebum yelled out, “Do you want him to be in a scandal?”

"Pshh," Jackson said, pretending to pull down his baggy sweatpants, "That’s my style."

"Oh my god!" Mark said, his full smile shining as he laughed holding Jackson’s pants up to prevent him from showing the world his goodies.

"Don’t tame me, hyung!" Jackson yelled, trying to pull Mark’s hands away.

Rolling his eyes, Jinyoung tried to take the Yugyeom’s question seriously…sort of.  ”You should just ask her to be your girlfriend and by a couple ring and text a picture to her.”

Jaebum shook his head, “Unless you want her to bring a wedding license to the first date, that’s a stupid idea.”

This caused another roar of laughter and more silly naked comments from Jackson and the hyungs.  Finally, after having their fun, BamBam spoke up, tossing Yugyeom’s phone at him.

"She obviously likes you, just tell her."  The other boys nodded for support.  The crowded around Yugyeom who sat down in the center of the couch.  He drafted the text several times with corrections from the older members.  When it was satisfactory, they all took a deep breath.

"Alright…send."  The seven boys held their breath at Yugyeom’s words and when it dinged a response a few minutes later,

I like you too…<3

,the whole room erupted into an applause.

gunslingsmiley said: A scenario for going to a concert with Yugyeom? ^u^

textgot7:

Sure.^^

You held hands with Yugyeom as you walked through the crowd.  This was your first time seeing a house concert and you were excited that Yugyeom brought you along. You knew this was the genre of music that he used to dance to and it felt like you were being introduced to another part of him.

The band started to play and the audience danced to the music.  Yugyeom began to do his awesome popping motions next to you, earning some attention.  He blushed and stopped and you urged him to continue.   He took your hands and made you dance with  him, causing you two to stand out more in the crowd.  You moved your head from side to side, head banging to the music, really just having a good time.

After the concert, you both left sweaty and hungry for some food. On the way out, you ran into some people that knew Yugyeom.  You weren’t sure who they were, at first assumed they were fans, but then realized it was the old dance group he had competed with.

"Who’s this?" One of the guys asked, gesturing at you with a smirk.

"This is my girlfriend, Y/n-ah." Yugyeom said proudly.

You bowed and they bowed back, looking you up and down as if to determine that you were worthy. You were guessing you passed because they invited you to a nearby restaurant to catch up.  Apparently, this venue was one the group frequented often and the nearby restaurant was the usual hangout afterward.

Yugyeom bent down to whisper in your ear as you walked to the eatery.

"Are you okay with this? We can go home if you like."

"No, no." You insisted, "I like meeting your friends. Besides, I want to see you old hangouts."

With his friends slightly ahead, Yugyeom took the opportunity to peck you on the lips.  You grinned at him before taking his hand and running to catch up so they didn’t notice you fell behind.  You spent the rest of the night, learning from his old friends about Yugyeom back in the day while his arm remained draped around your shoulders.

Got7 - When They Film a CF

Yugyeom: uhh so are you guys ready to film this commercial

JB: um hELL YEAH I was born ready

Yugyeom: haha really? I don’t know im feeling a little nervous guys ha

Mark: yugyeom u are such a pussy lol guys remember that time we pulled that GREAT hidden cam prank on yugi

Youngjae: omg hhHAHAHA yea we definitely do nOT talk about that enough

BamBam: we should talk about it for no reason more often

Jr: yo BamBam, nice skirt

BamBam: thanks, its actually just your bandana tied around my waist

Jr: oh cool, cuz my underwear today is actually just your shirt wrapped around my wee wee

BamBam: whOA how innovative, u are like the king of underwear fashion

Director: actually Jr. thats pretty fucking disgusting. Ok now listen up, here's the story: you guys are buying an all new brand of kimchi and-

Jackson: this ad is in English right

Director: um no-

Jackson: wht theHELL

Director: well I think Korean is the language we all speak best so-

Jackson: LOL excuse me but we are English experts, show him youngjae

Youngjae: Halo my naym ees youngjay

Jackson: that’s right, is it hard Youngjae?

Youngjae: eets naht hard

Director: ok we’re gonna start filming now…in KOREAN-

Jackson: fuck u man

Director: -and lets start with JB. This is the scene where you list the ingredients-

Mark: yeAH um I don’t really get why JB is the main focus of this ad?? Obviously im the hottest piece of ass here

Director: well, JB’s the leader and he’s also a visual so how bout all of u shut the fuck up and let me film this commercial. ok JB, ACTION!

JB: wOw this super unique brand of kimchi includes a mix of naturally grown cabbage, pepper, marijuana, and-

Director: CUT Um wtf man, no marijuana why would you say that

JB: oh oops sry guess I messed up ok lemme start again…. wOw this super unique brand of kimchi includes a mix of naturally grown cabbage, pepper, heroin -

Director: CUT! JB say the RIGHt ingredients

JB: wOw this super unique brand of kimchi includes a mix of naturally grown cabbage, pepper, meth –

Director: OH MY GOD CUT

JB: WHAT, WHTs WRONG, what is it? acid???

Director: wtFF there areNO drugs. NO drugs, this is just DRUGLESS kimchi

JB: wat

Mark: um wtF

Jr: excuse me manager why are we sponsoring this pussy ass food

Yugyeom: no drugs? who would even buy that??

Youngjae: I didn’t even know stuff like that existed

BamBam: we are oUT we do not support this crime against nature

Jackson: come on BamBam lets go snort coke off of each other’s bodies

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

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pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”

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thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

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I just don’t want those charred bones I saw to be disappointed in me.

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